If you are white, emotional and lack a sense of humor…I totally recomend you do not click here. I particularly found number 71 hilarious because it is so true. My whole trip to the Philippines was nearly ruined the morning I woke up and found the hotel lobby crawling with other white people! If hundreds of them were allowed to stay there…then what would be special about me? I would just blend in, like a speck of white amongst a bowl of rice, if you will.